We’ll get straight to the point. We can’t find this page. Rather than turning you away empty handed, we thought we’d share some facts about the Mother of all Zaps. Lightning.

It’s a spark that can reach up to five miles in length (that’s nothing compared to our postcards, just saying) and packs a whopping hundred million electrical volts. Ouch. Scientists estimate that Earth is struck by about a hundred lightning bolts every second. We assume most of them are in the desert or the ocean or the middle of a field with no cows in it. The slightly better news is that the odds of being struck in your lifetime is around 1 in 300,000. So we’re assuming that you’ve never been the victim of a Zeus tantrum before. But if you have, we apologise if this 404 page brings back unpleasant memories.